What does the word "Pasteurize" mean?
Too far to see!
What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit!
What kind of milk comes from forgetful cows?
Milk of Amnesia!
What is a cows favorite moosical note?
What are the spots on black & white cows?
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down!
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
What do you call a
cow that doesn't give milk?
A Milk Dud or an
What do cows get when they are sick?
A Happy Pit Bull
(Is this a cow joke?) LOL
It kept on repeating OOOOMMM!
When he turns his cow into
A steak out!